There can be only one explanation…
Thursday, July 10th, 2008Ghosts.
That’s right. Ghosts.
Let me explain.
Today I was working on fixing a neighbor’s computer, which had become INFESTED with viruses. I don’t mean just a few. I think the report said it had something like 10 Trojans. Anyway… I thought she had a DVD burner, so I thought to myself “Aha! I’ll save myself some time and get all of her pictures off in one fell swoop”.
It was at this point that I opened the drawer where I usually keep my DVDs. A spindle sat there, collecting dust, with one red dvd left on it. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? I, at this moment, thought to myself “oh yeah, that’s right, I need DVD’s, i’m out.”
Another thought occurred to me immediately after that. I had purchased an entire spindle of DVDs a month earlier. I bought them on June 1st, to be exact. I remember that day because my father was away on vacation and I had a few errands to run while he was gone and some stuff to do in the house, and I picked them up while I was out.
Anyway.
These DVDs were not in the DVD drawer. Curious.
They were not in any of the other drawers. Even more curious.
They were NOWHERE in my room. Really weird.
They were NOWHERE in the house. What the hell! ?
It was at this point that I ran through the house ripping open drawers and cabinets in search of these stupid things, leaving no stone unturned and no corner unsearched. These things were nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. I searched again and again and again and came up empty. I even checked my DVD archives that I keep of my photographs to confirm that there were new ones in there just so I could be 100 percent sure that I bought DVDs.
Anyway, at this point, I’m pretty certain that there is a very vengeful ghost out there who is very much against writeable media. I think he came into my room in the deeeaaaad of night and stole the cd’s. Perhaps it happened on friday the 13th. That was last month. It makes sense…
Anyway, here’s some photographic evidence that I found in my room. Something fishy is definitely going on here! If anyone sees this guy, tell him to give me my DVDs back!

In all seriousness… these dvds absolutely disappeared. I have a pretty much photographic memory and i can’t for the life of me remember where these are. It’s very strange that they aren’t in my room. If I happened to lend these to anyone, or give them to anyone to burn me something, please let me know, cause I’m really trying hard to find an explanation as to how an entire spindle of dvds vanishes into thin air.
If no one knows what happened to these for real, I’m going to start believing that it actually IS some sort of ghost!
maybe hollywood could make a horror movie about it. It could be about a guy who ignores the FBI warning and copies a whole bunch of DVDs. Suddenly, he is haunted by the ghost of a man who lost his job because no one bought dvds anymore because this other guy just kept copying them and GIVING them away. And then this poor unemployed man got crushed by a truck carrying these burned DVDs. OOh! OOH! and they can call it something like “FBI Mourning” … get it?
All right, it is quite obvious that it is past my bed time.
If anyone can think of a solution for my missing dvd problem, please let me know. Or, if a Hollywood studio would like to make my wonderful idea into a movie, also let me know. I figure we’ll cast John Krasinski as the lead, just cause he’s nifty. And then probably Donny Osmond as the ghost, cause he scares the hell out of me.
And Paris Hilton can play the part of the DVD truck.
Edit: I found the DVDs today. It is amazing how stupidly I hid these. I placed them in my father’s closet with my spindles of already burned dvds. I searched this location several times, looking for GOLD dvds. But I was crafty in my ways. I placed the last unburned RED dvd right on top of them, so each time I searched his closet, I would just see this red one on the top and overlook it. I opened each and every spindle to make sure that I didn’t do something like this. I did NOT open the spindle in question because it was nigh IMPOSSIBLE to get open, because it was a different kind of case. So, in conclusion, I am a flaming idiot and my dvds were not taken by a ghost.
Damn. Better luck next time I guess. ^_^
















